The Bad Text Message
Caleb Jones: I’m bored I need something completely Douchey to write about… any ideas?… P.s. Only the douchiest people I know are receiving this text so help a brother out HEEEYYAAA LAATTTAAA!
El Burrito De Loco: Age… Like how old a person can is depends how they can act like if a baby cries it’s ok but do the same thing with a nursing home patient and you are looking at a beating.
Now Mr. El Burrito De Loco actually had the nerve to question being one of the biggest douches I know… Please take a moment to Re-read his text message… Alright we good, everyone managed to read over that text again… awesome. So I believe the decision is unanimous, you’re a douche.
Now let’s get a little more serious here because I believe my friend and believe me I use this term very loosely now, just might have some serious mental issues. What kind of sick demented perverted freak would think up such a thing? Why did I add prevented because I felt like it and he’s that type of guy… why was I ever friends with him again? Anyways back on topic… FREAK!
Elderly people that are mean and grumpy are funny. Elderly people that pinch a nurse’s ass, awesome… Hi Grandpa! Watch for the new red head on your floor. See Awesome-a-holics are family oriented. Elderly people that fall, act young or are plain crazy are funny. Beating elderly people isn’t the least bit funny, it’s actually completely sick. It’s like filling a room full of ducks standing in the doorway with a shotgun and going to town. There is no challenge in it therefore its not awesome… Unless it’s the Aflac duck… annoying feathered bitch, I’ll see you in Chinatown featherless one of these days! Where was I? Oh yeah beating the elderly involves no challenge once so ever and therefore I think El Burrito De Loco should have his nut hooked up to a car battery till he is unable to have kids or till a group of friends and I stop finding it funny, which ever comes second… yes I meant second… this will not be quick and you will not enjoy this!
I really don’t feel the need to say anything else except for I’d like to thank the nursing home staff that cared for my grandmother before her passing a couple years back… Oh El Burrito De Loco you fail in the tact award category to… bravo Pus Monkey!
